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tfw a friend asks you opinion on new glasses and then they buy the other pair

I checked in at Hat Yai / Portland / OR

every on call shift

me: wakes up in a cold sweat at 6am
me: SHIT HOW MANY PAGES DID I MISS
phone: has one email from Cocktail Kingdom

hey friends here’s an #oncallselfie ok goodnight

I checked in at The Old Gold / Portland / OR

when you’re trying to record something but it’s nice outside and the birds are chirping as loudly as they fucking can

I checked in at Woodlawn Park / Portland / OR

I checked in at Woodlawn Coffee and Pastry / Portland / OR

I checked in at Matt's BBQ / Portland / OR

is some sort of biometric feedback going on in the Watch that i dont know about? i always get a Yelp notification when i’m hungry. always.

when ur test fails because ur test is wrong, not ur code

I checked in at Expatriate / Portland / OR

the real version of HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA just came on at @breaksidebrews and several people (including me) just burst into song

@jacobgrier this is unacceptable. i hope you’re ready for war, friend

I checked in at Woodlawn Neighborhood / Portland / OR

the year is 2017. there still isn’t a native high-five emoji

I checked in at Alberta Street Pub / Portland / OR

🙊

is it just me, or is there no link to @digitalocean’s community site from their droplet dashboard?

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