What? No, this isn’t a pipe that I’m about to use to inflict damage on your windshield… It’s a manifestation of my love for your business!
Why yes sir, getting a glossy sheet of paper stuck to my windshield on a hot day INDEED summons urges within me to visit your establishment!
@nicolebianco @AmandaHWard well technically I died by getting the life sucked out of me so I’m actually kind of a vampire rather than zombie
My D&D character died, but I am actually okay with it. Gotta figure out what to do with his risen corpse this week, though…
Give me some anonymous CONSTRUCTIVE feedback about myself: http://failin.gs/profile/wiggmuffin
This is fascinating: http://tinyurl.com/ydbttnf Words are so powerful. Thanks for sharing, @kparkpar!
Whose bright idea was it to have construction outside a student apartment complex on a freaking Saturday morning? >:(