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#1 way to fix a problem: complain about it on your blog. Hungry? Fuck eating. Blog about being hungry. Instant satiation. Works every time.

Reading Scott Pilgrim is like reading an unreal combination of my childhood and an impossible (albeit relatively awesome) adulthood

Guess I’m playing Pokémon tonight

I wish I could eat out at a restaurant and get shit that isn’t greasier than a guido’s hair

Held the door open for a girl on crutches and she didn’t say “thank you” or even make eye contact. Helping people is awesome!

Find out your http://failin.gs/ at… Er… Right there, I guess.

@lainehammy you’re rushing wtf???

Got a B on that quiz from Friday! B != D!!

Why do I suck at sleeping lately?

I miss @issasaur :(

Having a pretty bad day so far! Awesome!

luls ice cream for breakfast? What the fuck, Justin?

Failing pretty hard at pulling shots of espresso so far

YES YES YES: YouTube videos now available in HTML5: Good riddance, Flash! http://bit.ly/8CK0J9

Why? Why replace Google with Bing? http://bit.ly/4F9GUv

Off to a pretty pathetic start on this fine #humpday, what with sleeping through half of a class because I set my alarm for PM instead of AM

On the radio! 91.5 FM Winter Park, or tune in online @ http://wprkdj.org/ !

Gonna be on 91.5 FM Winter Park in TWO HOURS! Stay awake, folks, you don’t wanna miss me being awkward on radiation! http://wprkdj.org/

First espresso was semi-successful. Need to have a way to accurately measure how hot the milk is, though… Maybe like, a thermometer… Nah

MY ESPRESSO MACHINE IS HERE!!! Now just gotta figure out if I’m going to carry the 32 lb package, or get campus safety to drive me…