i’m watching Blood of Zeus and lmao:
WIFE: agggghhhhh!!!!
MIDWIFE: there’s a second baby!
ME: woah, twinsies
MIDWIFE: another boy! even stronger than the first!
ME: even stronger than… what? it’s a fucking baby. what are you
EAGLE: shrieks
ME: what
went to the store to get lamb for lamb rendang and accidentally put the lamb in somebody else’s cart
might be hard for some of you to believe, but i’m finally about to try natto for the first time. i got it in an onigiri so i could easily have it with rice. itadakimasu!
You and Jeff both follow the Topics Video Games, Technology, and Programming, and Jeff doesn’t consider you to be a human being https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1339677034767892480
pretty incredible how this industry can take you from “oh shit! maybe i really do know what i’m doing!” to “oh shit! i’m a failure” in a matter of minutes
i’ve been struggling and failing to fix a bug in my team’s accounting code at Stripe for like a week because our accounting framework is really hard to understand at first… but just now it all clicked and i found exactly what was wrong and it feels SO GOOD to finally understand
every AirPods Max review is like “these are so heavy! i can’t imagine using them during exercise!!! there’s no sweat or water resistance!!!” and then they show a clip of them using them during a run or some shit. they obviously aren’t for that????? just use earbuds
i wish i didn’t want to cook so many dishes that have a single uncommon ingredient that takes me on a wild goose chase to 4 different asian supermarkets. and yet
i saw the http://chromeisbad.com stuff and followed the instructions to expunge anything related to Chrome and Keystone on my personal computer… and when i restarted, WindowServer was still hogging 30-40% CPU constantly
so then i quit Slack and Atom and it dropped to 1%
put this nice bar-style high top table out on the street corner a few minutes ago and it’s still there. honestly can’t believe nobody has taken it yet
