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tried one of those anime image generators using my pfp and i am absolutely DYING

Dec 3, 2022

@tenderlove you probably already know this oyaji gag but i thought of you instantly when i saw it 🧍‍♂️ https://tiktok.com/t/ZTR4UWrVq/

Dec 3, 2022

accidentally sprinkled coriander all over my partner’s coffee instead of cinnamon, which would be fine if she didn’t actively dislike coriander 🙃

Dec 3, 2022

pwned https://twitter.com/NYTimesGuild/status/1598678808114204678

Dec 2, 2022

ME: why isn’t this button clickable when i make the page more narrow???

RANDOM Z-INDEX I FORGOT ABOUT: …

ME: …

Z-INDEX: maybe it’s DNS?

Nov 27, 2022

we took our thanksgiving leftovers and made this turkey ramen; rich turkey paitan broth, crispy shredded turkey, sliced mushrooms, ajitsuke tamago, green onions, nori, and sesame seeds 😍🍜

The described bowl of ramen resting on a clothed table.

Nov 27, 2022

just made a cocktail for the fam with nixta corn liqueur, amaro montenegro, and lemon juice… and it tastes exactly like a tootsie roll

My hand holding up a cocktail in a wine glass, over a few small ice cubes and an orange peel.

Nov 26, 2022

usually the most i’ll do with thanksgiving leftovers is make a big sandwich but this year the family is going hard and making turkey ramen????

A pot on the stove that's full of boiling stock containing pieces of thanksgiving turkey carcass, charred onion, and other aromatic vegetables.

Nov 26, 2022

might be the best thanksgiving spread i’ve had at a family gathering… i made the mashed potatoes with crispety cruncheties and one of the three cranberry sauces (with jalapeño and smoky mezcal)

A plate with lots of Thanksgiving food on it. From the top, going clockwise, there's a homemade crescent roll, creamy pearl onions, three different cranberry sauces, carved turkey with crispy skin that's smothered in gravy, mashed potatoes covered in crispety cruncheties, traditional stuffing/dressing, and roasted, cubed sweet potatoes.

Nov 25, 2022

it was a bit touch and go with the crust for a minute, but the cranberry tart ended up being both a success and a big hit!

My hand holding a small plate that has a single slice of cranberry curd tart on it.

A cranberry curd tart, fresh out of the oven and removed from its baking dish so that it can sit on a large, decorative plate. The cranberry curd is pretty shiny, but not like a mirror, which is fine, because it tasted very good.

Nov 24, 2022

welcome… to the great david baking show

An empty tart crust sitting on the center rack in an oven. It has just been blind baked to an even, golden brown, and it's ready to be filled with delicious cranberry curd.

Nov 23, 2022

ME: man, people in the 30s probably just didn’t see it coming. at least we can see it coming
DAD: what?
ME: World War III
DAD: please… can we talk about nice things? like the collapse of bitcoin?

Nov 22, 2022

flew all the way to minnesota for thanksgiving and there’s no snow in the forecast at all. extremely rude

Nov 21, 2022

good to know that mask usage in crowded airports and flights can somehow keep dropping even more 🫠 i’m seeing less than 10% now! and in PDX, no less!!

Nov 20, 2022

your username can apparently be registered by someone else if you deactivate your account for more than 30 days

go into protected mode, delete your tweets if you want; but don’t deactivate or delete your whole account or someone else can even more easily pretend to be you https://twitter.com/iridienne/status/1591138844958941184

Nov 20, 2022

so what iOS app(s) are folks using for mastodon? am i right that only Metatext and the official Mastodon app are actually maintained? everything else that comes up on the app store doesn’t seem to have been updated for at least 6m or even 1-2y

Nov 19, 2022