just watched this bartender tell a dude “if you’re not gonna tip me again, i’m not gonna serve you anymore.” what a legend
imagine writing software that is universally beloved. software that is unambiguously ethical.
imagine writing software for toto toilets and bidets. and then ask yourself: what are the rest of us doing with our lives?
NYC cyclists terrify me. the chaotic energy is far too powerful for me
guess i picked the wrong day to visit The Whitney; two of their main exhibits are still member only previews 😭
i was just about to tap my phone to an MTA turnstile when i hear a “hey”; looked up and four people dressed as mario, luigi, peach, and a banana peel were holding the emergency exit open so i just walked in 💀
i haven’t been to NYC since 2016, but it smells just the same as i left it 😌
i’ve been listening to a mix of lofi hiphop and PDX air traffic control radio for the last hour and it is smooth AF. why does this work so well??? i love it https://lofiatc.com/?icao=KPDX
i truly believe that the 🤣 emoji will never recover from Elon’s cringy posts
i really don’t appreciate this copy change from GitHub. i’d rather just lose my blue check entirely than have people think that i subscribe to GitHub Pro
wild. local Portland chain Hotlips Pizza is closing three of their five stores and laying off dozens of people: https://wweek.com/food/2023/03/27/hotlips-pizza-has-closed-three-of-its-five-stores/
but the worst part? the owner is quoted saying this:
Each person is hardworking and has contributed mightily to the teams they have worked with, and to the longevity and health of our company. Many have been with us for years, decades even.
but how are those hardworking employees taken care of in the end? one week’s severance pay 🥴
just a little reminder: always check a place’s insta before you go. maybe there’s a pic of a special wagyu burger that they won’t even mention out loud. you’d never know
love to come home from a short vacation to a scary letter from the IRS! on my birthday! 🥳