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David Celis

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i know people are losing their minds over the whole “ghost employees” thing but i love that this Robert Kaiden guy was ordered to find said ghosts and was fired for not being a good enough medium/psychic, i guess?

An excerpt from an unidentified article: "Mr. Musk tapped Robert Kaiden, Twitter's chief accounting officer, to conduct the audit. Mr. Kaiden asked managers to verify that they knew certain employees and could confirm that they were human, according to three people and an internal document seen by The Times. The Nov. 1 bonus date came and went with no mass layoffs. Mr. Kaiden was fired the next day and marched out of the building, five people with knowledge of the situation said."

ok so the Official badge silently returned late last night but then got removed from almost every profile? and the only accounts who still have it are the large advertisers that haven’t pulled their ads? lmao

Zoom's twitter profile, which shows both the blue "verified" badge and a newly introduced "Official" badge, which looks a lot like the blue "verified" badge except it's white with a gray checkmark and gray border and has the text "Official" next to it.