the @browsercompany needs to drop everything they’re doing and put this in Arc https://twitter.com/SomeHats/status/1600546366471958528
the 4K fireplace vid i put up on my TV is so realistic that my air purifiers turned on 😳
i have fucking ruined tinned fish by buying stuff by Conservas Braseadas Güeyumar. their shit is better than any other tin but they’re so expensive 😭😭😭
tried one of those anime image generators using my pfp and i am absolutely DYING
@tenderlove you probably already know this oyaji gag but i thought of you instantly when i saw it 🧍♂️ https://tiktok.com/t/ZTR4UWrVq/
accidentally sprinkled coriander all over my partner’s coffee instead of cinnamon, which would be fine if she didn’t actively dislike coriander 🙃
ME: why isn’t this button clickable when i make the page more narrow???
RANDOM Z-INDEX I FORGOT ABOUT: …
ME: …
Z-INDEX: maybe it’s DNS?
we took our thanksgiving leftovers and made this turkey ramen; rich turkey paitan broth, crispy shredded turkey, sliced mushrooms, ajitsuke tamago, green onions, nori, and sesame seeds 😍🍜
just made a cocktail for the fam with nixta corn liqueur, amaro montenegro, and lemon juice… and it tastes exactly like a tootsie roll
usually the most i’ll do with thanksgiving leftovers is make a big sandwich but this year the family is going hard and making turkey ramen????
might be the best thanksgiving spread i’ve had at a family gathering… i made the mashed potatoes with crispety cruncheties and one of the three cranberry sauces (with jalapeño and smoky mezcal)
it was a bit touch and go with the crust for a minute, but the cranberry tart ended up being both a success and a big hit!
ME: man, people in the 30s probably just didn’t see it coming. at least we can see it coming
DAD: what?
ME: World War III
DAD: please… can we talk about nice things? like the collapse of bitcoin?
flew all the way to minnesota for thanksgiving and there’s no snow in the forecast at all. extremely rude
good to know that mask usage in crowded airports and flights can somehow keep dropping even more 🫠 i’m seeing less than 10% now! and in PDX, no less!!
your username can apparently be registered by someone else if you deactivate your account for more than 30 days
go into protected mode, delete your tweets if you want; but don’t deactivate or delete your whole account or someone else can even more easily pretend to be you https://twitter.com/iridienne/status/1591138844958941184
so what iOS app(s) are folks using for mastodon? am i right that only Metatext and the official Mastodon app are actually maintained? everything else that comes up on the app store doesn’t seem to have been updated for at least 6m or even 1-2y