hi, i’m the Bob Ross of tech. don’t mind me, i’m just gonna put a happy little bug right over here 😌 https://twitter.com/krisnova/status/1562597453630562304
this is so wrong lmao where do u even start 🥴 https://twitter.com/oven_sh/status/1562248121656102914
this is the least the US could do after causing the husk to forsake us and cease its terrifying yearly visit. we lost our roots and america has been going downhill ever since. maybe a colossal obsidian sphere would show we’re still capable of reasonable worship https://twitter.com/anzu_is_online/status/1562140717157343232
ME: hey Caviar, my order never showed up even though it says it was delivered
CAVIAR:
i am begging health officials to come up with better names/numbers for covid variants and subvariants https://twitter.com/i/events/1561770157030092801
it really shouldn’t have taken me years to learn that the things that cause Burger Week pain aren’t actually the burgers, but the fries
just noticed @EverOutPortland decided to feature one of my silly little burger week reviews 😂 this burg really has been the best so far
The Atlas moth is a monstrous thing! Not only is it one of the largest moths in the world… The tips of its wings look rather like the heads of venomous snakes! Despite its largeness and loathsome looks, the adult Atlas moth lives only for a few days. It emerges from its cocoon w https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/1560315278168399875
i wrote a data backfill migration and made it so it prints like a test suite and, as expected, seeing my screen fill with dots and no failures is giving me a sweet, sweet hit of serotonin
just opened an email that contained the words “epic liquid template beef” and i think i need to lie down
billions of dollars… for this? where is the demand for the metaverse? i just want good health insurance before i have to ride out the end of the world https://twitter.com/ordinarytings/status/1559520901443510274
speak for yourselves. this is basically the only thing i’m interested in when i’m on the job https://twitter.com/i/events/1559914451041763335
brb gotta write up a quick proposal to change @FireHydrant’s incident severities https://twitter.com/bigshika/status/1559365148946485252
somehow missed the fact that PDX is now under a heat advisory for wednesday and thursday 🫠
looked away from the simple syrup i was heating on the stove for LESS THAN A MINUTE and looked back to find it starting to boil 😫