brother showed me a tiktok on how to make a clarified jungle bird so uhhhhh of course i have to do that. step one is to make this grapefruit/lime oleo saccharum and let it sit overnight until it’s syrupy
honestly incredible that this is something that had to be explicitly implemented and didn’t just… inherently work? https://twitter.com/SlackHQ/status/1557801277039546368
wow. in case you, like me, missed it… https://twitter.com/Spatial_Punk/status/1555129630792843266
so apparently @gitlab is planning to start deleting “dormant” projects if they’re maintained by a free tier user?? projects that are stable and just don’t see commits or issues will get deleted entirely after a year. what an extremely hostile policy https://theregister.com/2022/08/04/gitlab_data_retention_policy/
i want an /unsubscribe command that works in slack threads
yes, i know about “Turn off notifications for replies”, but i specifically want to be able to type /unsubscribe, have it do that, but then also post a message from me saying “/unsubscribe” for maximum pettiness
fellas, is it gay to breathe air https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1555228642937999361
i guess microsoft’s new emoji started rolling out more widely recently because i’m seeing more and more people complaining about how bad they are… is it really that unpopular of an opinion to say they’re good, actually? i think they have character https://blog.emojipedia.org/new-fluent-emoji-designs-from-microsoft/
this was an instant buy. i don’t want to use your shitty website’s even shittier app https://apps.apple.com/us/app/banish-for-safari/id1632848430
dude is 100% gonna end up with long covid https://twitter.com/davidalim/status/1554501974875377664
they won’t let me use the faster line at the courthouse security checkpoint even though i have TSA Pre✅ because it’s the “employees only” line and “jurors aren’t employees” 😠
the only thing i’ve really learned from being on TikTok is that 99% of y’all have no idea what “POV” actually means