spent days helping a teammate write a new feature only to realize right after shipping that it wasn’t necessary because customers could already do it themselves 🙂
ME MAKING A SMALL CHANGE AT WORK: worthless. nobody will notice
ME SEEING A SMALL CHANGE IN A RANDOM APP I USE: delightful. i love it
i’ll go one step further and say “LMAO” https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1528819699575689216
i just jokingly said “retro is cancelled” in a team meeting and our manager was like “oh! ok” and now that i’ve tasted true power, i have an unslakable thirst for it
my dog has a last name
it’s Bones https://twitter.com/alex_shephard/status/1527701741982175234
ME WRITING BACKEND CODE: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
ME HAVING TO WRITE FRONTEND CODE FOR THE BACKEND: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
ok how tall y’all think i am? https://twitter.com/tweetsandboobs/status/1527020403851419648
finally made it out to @suckerpunchpdx to try out their new menu and, oh man, y’all gotta go! every drink was inventive and delicious; they’re absolutely killing it
just opened up a bag of tea that only brews 80ml of tea. the absolute nerve
oh don’t mind me, im just deploying prod at 8pm on a sunday. nothing to see here!
about to willingly use Single Table Inheritance in a Rails app and i’m wondering what in my life has lead me to this moment
☕️ just cut open a new bag of beans and brewed a perfect shot on my first try 🥴 this is one of those moments where i should go out and buy a lottery ticket right?
Coinbase is a mission focused company… and that mission is to minimize shareholder value 😌
apparently someone subscribed to my blog feed in GitHub’s slack ages ago and now that i’m using my blog to post my tweets, all my dumb little posts are spamming one of their slack channels 😎