A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

A cowboy coder.

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Notes

i was already deeply tired of seeing lots of Depp v. Heard videos pushed onto my TikTok feed but the sheer number of memes just keeps intensifying. i am begging the gods for sweet release. please stop showing these to me, i do not want to see them

i’ve been wanting to revisit using @microdotblog instead of Twitter… i should move my website over and give it a try. only one theme speaks to me but i’ll have to customize it a little

opens a bunch of HTML/CSS files

actually, maybe i’ll just stop using the internet entirely

ME: okay, my phone’s preparing for a restore
APPLE SUPPORT: cool. i’ll stay on the line with you just to make sure everything works fine
ME: sounds gr—
PHONE: shuts down
ME: … oh right

absolute fucking bullshit that @Delta won’t give refunds to passengers that want to cancel flights that they booked before the mask mandate was suddenly dropped. cruel and heartless

still not convinced it’ll actually happen, but i want to see twitter’s algorithms get open sourced. i want to see the code responsible for exposing me to all of this cringe