my dad loves racing games and tried to show me the newest Forza game today… i couldn’t control the car even a little bit
Stray should have “Cat Butt Camera Mode” where your cat’s butthole is fixed right in the middle of the screen
all this talk of Stray is giving me major FOMO because i can’t play until i go home next week. i would appreciate it if everybody on the Internet would hold off on talking about it until next wednesday. thanks
yesterday TikTok served me a video of an old Nickelodeon Magazine commercial. i remembered almost everything about it and i’ve never felt so old
did… did an office write this https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1547294514934693889
there are so many of these weeks/months now. burger week. pizza week. wing week. sandwich week. nacho week. shot & beer week. slushie month. each one is even more underwhelming than the last as more and more restaurants realize they’re exploitative and not worth the trouble https://twitter.com/portlandmercury/status/1547322964093194240
love it when it’s a day where i look in a mirror and think “oh hey, i look good!”
every time i join a zoom meeting i end up staring at my own face the entire time because i’m worried that i’ll look dumb. it’s been almost a year and i still have no idea what any of my coworkers look like #secret
PARTNER: pours both oat milk and dairy milk into cereal
ME: that’s the most bi shit i’ve ever seen
every single restaurant i’ve walked into recently that claims they still require proof of vaccination to eat indoors end up not actually asking for proof of vaccination
i am deeply tired of how the world has collectively given up