“im not stressed! im not stressed!!”, i continue to insist as my eye softly twitches and my thumb starts to spasm
ME [out loud]: wow it’s so fascinating how 2 seconds can make the difference between espresso that’s too bright/acidic, and espresso that’s too bitter
ME [inwardly]: why are these beans so tempermental. omfg i’m going to finish the bag without being able to make one good shot. F
thank you for all the input, friends 🙌 i decided on pale green for the bigger cups and turquoise for the espresso cups 🥰 https://twitter.com/davidcelis/status/1511776100518486016
friends, especially those of you who feel like you’re good with colors… which of colors of the linked cup do you think would go best with this coffee machine? i know brown or matte beige would probably look fine; i love pink but i worry it wouldn’t work https://origami-kai.com/en/collections/products/products/origami_6ozlattebowl
not a cancellable take but people need to hear it: y’all are far too quick to dismiss “weird” or “trashy” foods or combos. “weird” doesn’t mean it won’t taste good, but what’s worse is that “weird” is usually just tied to cultural differences and most of the time is just racist https://twitter.com/trichesfaucons/status/1511399753497526275
they raised money from @stripe? huh? i thought @fast was one of their competitors lol https://twitter.com/amir/status/1511395292431613957
it’s a shame that Mastodon will continue not to take off https://twitter.com/paraga/status/1511320953598357505
whenever i see someone say “gm” online now i just automatically assume they’re into crypto
it may have been a really long wait, but JTK Night Sakura looks so damn good that it was worth it 😭🌚🌸
me seeing this post on April 2nd but already not thinking to check the date: 👁👄👁 https://instagram.com/p/Cb0ig_KvNe7/
my optometrist, whom i love, just emailed me to let me know that they’re not taking EyeMed insurance anymore and that i currently have or have had them as my provider in the past. “surely this doesn’t matter right now, I have Aetna.”
i guess Aetna contracts through EyeMed. great
just dealt with a gnarly escalated support ticket that has lead me to believe one of our customers has about 300,000 unarchived slack channels 🥴
still nailing down preinfusion using the paddle (sooo much more control than my last machine) but i still can’t believe i’m managing to get thick, creamy espresso… consistently… shot after shot! in ten years, i was never able to manage that on my last machine
it finally happened, @joinmastodon added an edit button and did it in exactly the right way, by preserving and surfacing all edits in a history view: https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2022/03/mastodon-3.5/
makes a simple five line code change
welp, time to push this up to git hub dot com and open a pull request
writes a PR body that spans three pages
oh this airbnb looks reasonable. let’s see…
cool. cool. cool. cool. cool. cool. what? what???
