ME: why am i so tired. why does my head hurt. why does my body feel so bad right now
BRAIN: You woke up at 2am and had insomnia for the rest of the night
ME: guess i’ll never know
BRAIN: …
ME: gets like three emails a day
ALSO ME: https://twitter.com/nocontextroyco/status/1455384170994229258
tfw you go on a walk expecting to listen to a podcast but you get so distracted by bad thoughts that, ten minutes through, you realize you haven’t actually listened to a single word, and then you’re just walking while furiously typing into http://Notes.app for an hour 🥴
cozy saturday morning with a nice hot pour over, a book, and a silly over-engineered side project 🥰
GREAT BRITISH BAKER: maybe i shouldn’t be wasting these little bits of batter… it’ll probably be okay though
[47 SECONDS LATER]
GREAT BRITISH BAKER: i’ve run out of not only batter, but also life itself
this is the only part of today’s news that i will be engaging with at this time. thank you for understanding https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1453800620020797456
sometimes you read a book with footnotes and sometimes you read footnotes that just happen to come with a book
portland is getting some GUSTS right now and we’ve lost power five times in the last 20 minutes
got to have brunch at our neighborhood market for the first time in a year and a half. this used to be a weekly sunday morning ritual for us 🥲
my favorite thing about iOS 15 is having to quit Safari every morning and every night because the address bar gets stuck in dark mode or light mode
fastmail is down so i can’t double check on a food delivery coupon that was waiting in my inbox for me to use tonight 😔