employers hate it when you stir the pot, but they don’t realize that you gotta stir the pot. shit burns if you dont stir it. i’m performing a vital service!
i’m happy about the second half because if i see any of you fuckers with a hexagonal profile pic that’s an instant unfollow https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1484230094772133891
turnsoutyesyoucangetthrough20ozofcoffeeaweekallbyyourselfallyouhavetodoismakealotmorepouroverjustmakeanddrinklikethreeorfourpouroverseverysingledayitssupereasyanddefinitelynottoomuchcoffeeoranythinglikethattakeitfrommehahaimdoinggreat
run Slack, VSCode, and SEVERAL browser tabs… all at the same time 😎
close a few tabs and i might even be able to spin up a container or two 🤩 https://twitter.com/vysecurity/status/1483695863801155588
idk who needs to hear this but you should never put small wicker dolls into your sink’s garbage disposal. just put them outside somewhere. they’re biodegradable
never thought i’d see the day that my oregon vaccines got a SMART record. finallyyyyy
ME: beats a really hard boss fight
GAME: nice! but in about half an hour you’re gonna realize that you forgot to do a random ass step in this random ass side quest and right before the boss fight was your last chance to do it
ME:
i just saw an advertisement shoved into the middle of a tweet thread. please take me out of this shitty A/B test
please sign my http://change.org petition that would make it illegal to post instagram comments that start with “promote it on @”
lmao we’re so fucked https://twitter.com/Andre__Damon/status/1482069977826009092
a train in NE portland just finally finished emitting a sustained horn blast that lasted almost five minutes
