ME: beats a really hard boss fight
GAME: nice! but in about half an hour you’re gonna realize that you forgot to do a random ass step in this random ass side quest and right before the boss fight was your last chance to do it
ME:
i just saw an advertisement shoved into the middle of a tweet thread. please take me out of this shitty A/B test
please sign my http://change.org petition that would make it illegal to post instagram comments that start with “promote it on @”
lmao we’re so fucked https://twitter.com/Andre__Damon/status/1482069977826009092
a train in NE portland just finally finished emitting a sustained horn blast that lasted almost five minutes
me thinking about putting my contacts in the morning after chopping chile peppers
Wordle 205 3/6
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made another mistake in the second round. i really need to remember to enable hard mode
tfw you think you’re four minutes late to a meeting but you’re actually fifty six minutes early
hmmmm great question, The Financial Times, i have no idea, whatever could be the reason
simplified it even more for u https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1480339941712228354
clueless tech bros are the worst people on earth https://twitter.com/jerryxfeng/status/1479353413007601664