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“You’ll be able to export your team message history until 1pm PST, Saturday, December 11th 2021, when we will be turning off our servers and deleting all data.”

four days notice LMAO https://twitter.com/QuillChat/status/1468222541298872322

imagine truly believing that this shit is “revolutionary” lmfaooo https://twitter.com/tomcolicchio/status/1468242745387106306

“Control Center” sounds very important so I’ll just let it have the RAM

espresso repair shop finally think they know what’s wrong with my machine (a failing CPU) so they sent me a new CPU. it got here last week but the wiring is different. it took until this week for them to tell me what i already knew, which is that they sent me the wrong one. yay!

raw fish and seasoned rice vinegar https://twitter.com/daddychubbz_/status/1467690992107200521

i made a lil negitoro bowl and definitely did NOT cut the shit out of my thumb while i was chopping up the scraps

re-lit the pilot light on our water heater all by ourselves and didn’t die in a fiery blast, please clap

100% convinced that the “Not Interested” option on Instagram’s “Explore” page does absolutely nothing

@ai_curio_bot botprompt: Super Mario Sleigh Ride

i’ve now been transferred four times by CenturyLink support techs and im literally just trying to change my autopay credit card number.

mfw i think i hear the dulcet tones of Terra’s Theme wafting over from the taco spot across the street

/bin/sh? more like /bin/smh

neat. can’t wait to update all of my subscriptions and bill payments

brb starting a new blockchain based company called crynge https://twitter.com/ungoldman/status/1466171794289692674

im sure Oregon will successfully make this happen, much like how Oregon definitely successfully got a contact tracing system working https://twitter.com/KATUNews/status/1465849108464214019

i love hacker news, where an article with tons of points and comments is on page nine behind older articles with far fewer of either, and only slightly ahead of a 23 point article

im sure it has nothing to do with Stripe being a YC company and this post about them being negative

just tripped my breaker because i tried to measure an outlet in my kitchen with a multimeter that maxes out at 10A

i guess i’ll start watching the live action Cowboy Bebop

i am begging you all to stop extending your black friday sales to midnight tonight and then sending me emails about it

i’m just a dev, standing in front of a lot of other devs, asking them to pipe everything into cowsay

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