i know it all comes out of the same pipes but filling a water bottle in the bathroom sink feels wrong
just saw a cop successfully obey a “No Right on Red” sign. impressive, for a bastard
some people really have nothing better to do than complain about an automatic 20% gratuity
ME: time to buy this new PS game i’m excited about
PS CONTROLLER: but what if i introduced some joystick drift in the first five minutes so the game is unplayable?
ME: cool
came on twitter to ask where the fuck the rain is but everybody else is already asking that so guess i’ll just go to bed
Today, I got a crewmate ejected into space because she vanished in front of my eyes and I thought she vented. I regret the error and sincerely apologize to her family and friends and everyone who was affected.
if y’all had any shadow of a doubt that Facebook is evil… maybe this will convince you to finally delete your account 🤷🏽♂️ https://twitter.com/ScheckNYTimes/status/1438567880702906369
just learned about http://are.na for the first time and… i am a little intrigued
jfc, this is in PUBLIC BETA! ridiculously irresponsible of @Tesla to do this without the consent of everybody else on the roads. i don’t recall opting in to the possibility of being killed by your worse-than-half-baked self-driving bullshit https://twitter.com/TaylorOgan/status/1438141148816609285
i would desperately love it if my phone would forget the word “née”, it’s the most irritating autocorrect result i’ve ever seen
wow. Brunch Box was a Portland institution. https://twitter.com/BrunchBox/status/1437514629912072195
