A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

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Notes

someone stole one of our halloween decorations yesterday and today we woke up to find another one missing. who the fuck steals halloween decorations. that’s messed up

anybody know if it’s possible to run rubocop/standard on a file and have it report/fix offenses even if they’re in the TODO file? i run Standard when i save a ruby file and i’d really like to have it just fix shit rather than having to delete it from the TODO file before i safe

do I have any friends at GitHub who would be able to get my org into the Issues beta? we’re looking to switch from Shortcut (née ClubHouse) and would really like to evaluate the new Issues/Projects features

for the last two weeks, zoom has been losing sound from my mic like three minutes into every meeting. sometimes i can switch from “Same as System” to the microphone itself, but three minutes later, neither work.

meanwhile, every other program can use my mic just fine. neat.

jfc Docker Desktop could you maybe space out the updates a bit? getting bugged by a new update every three hours is really harshing my vibe. why do you need to release so many versions

TECH INDUSTRY: we’re visionaries! we can use software to build a better world!
ME: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! sign me up

[10 YEARS LATER]

TECH INDUSTRY: we’ve created a way to sell jpegs for thousands of dollars on the blockchain!
ME: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

completely made up a side dish on the spot tonight (cabbage and purple carrots stewed in coconut milk with ginger, lemongrass, and turmeric) and it actually ended up good. confidence levels are approaching critical heights