almost every single job i’ve quit https://twitter.com/divinetechygirl/status/1428891074773331973
wtf is with people who take their sedans and make them sound like theyre revving a motorcycle? bro you’re driving a honda civic not a fucking kawasaki
bartender at this restaurant used to live in SE portland and work for the willamette week and the dude two seats away from me used to live five blocks away from where i live now. weird
finally got the text from @TMobile lmao. “we have NO information that indicate your SSN…was accessed” ok maybe tell that to the data samples that indicate EVERYBODY’S social security number was accessed?
just watched a lady order a glass of ice cubes that she’s now dropping one by one into a glass of wine 😔
when my phone switches from LTE to 5G its GPS becomes wrong by a full city block lmao
OnlyFans really out here ruining my joke smdh https://twitter.com/davidcelis/status/1382131419363778560
They, and you, have no place is the hallowed stadium of Blitzball. It is perhaps the last true place where equality is pristine. Unblemished by any prejudicial claims or any political belief whatsoever. Blitz is the language of Spira and you would trammel it. It’s a crime https://twitter.com/SC_Griffith/status/1428466640077959170
in a just world, this would mean even less @Mention spam in the replies of a tweet. but we don’t live in a just world https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1428408781239504898
i’m concerned that soon someone will create a true simulation, but since we’re already in a simulation it’ll just cause a stack level too deep error and we’ll all die https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1428367642579017728
walk signs should just come on automatically. it’s 2021 why are you making me push a button with my grimy fleshy hands
i just want to take my home barista skills to the next level and make good coffee for people. i love coffee as an art. i love the look on someones face when they take a sip of good coffee. i want to be the reason for that look. but i know how thankless the service industry can be https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1428174914364792832
sipping on some locally-made fernet that is, of course, aged in blueberry wine barrels lol
why do nintendo fans keep doing this to themselves? what’s behind this level of self hatred?
this is the correct answer https://twitter.com/anderson_jon/status/1428036806268706816
i still think about and miss _why. his work helped teach me ruby, but more importantly he made it interesting for me. he gave it a fantastical and otherworldly narrative. i hope he’s okay