a good thread if you haven’t already seen it https://twitter.com/bphogan/status/1411097686854488067
went to a viet/filipino collab for lunch, got a “jolibees” style chicken combo and some melon sa malamig and 😍😍😍
holy shit this is really Not Bad for the first cappuccino i’ve made in a couple months
stares directly into camera https://twitter.com/judges119/status/1411165784999530501
hello, new followers! i don’t know why Copilot sent you to me, but here you are. i mostly shitpost and talk about my feelings, so hopefully you aren’t looking for another account that tweets out Hot Tech Takes; you’ll be disappointed. unless you like scaling with AWS Infinidash!
it’s always a good time for this reminder: don’t validate email addresses with regular expressions https://davidcel.is/posts/stop-validating-email-addresses-with-regex/ https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1410728940797251591
extremely excited to bring my years of experience with AWS Infinidash to my new role at @firehydrantio in a couple weeks!
just in time for me to start a new job and be stuck on the previous generation/smaller size 🥲 https://macrumors.com/2021/07/01/apple-macbook-pro-in-september/
anybody else been having an issue with Apple Maps where, if you haven’t opened the app for a while, it’ll take ages to load anything the first time you try to search or tap on a location?
and please do not reply to this and tell me to use a different map app. i will hate you
ME: Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: uh stops podcast Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: wtf quits Overcast Hey Siri, play SONG
SIRI: Sorry, you’ll have to continue in Overcast.
ME: wakes up
PEOPLE IN OREGON: no more maaaaaaasks!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME: …
PEOPLE IN OREGON: light up a bunch of fireworks
ME: goes back to sleep
just put a little sea salt on a watermelon gummy and it was an excellent decision
“we’re gonna ban fireworks but not enforce it or give anybody a way to report their usage ok bye” https://twitter.com/PDXFire/status/1409896774605717506
EVERYONE: oh fuck, i’m going to lose my job
ME: ha, joke’s on you, suckers! i don’t even really write code anymore!! i’m just a glorified project manager!!! https://twitter.com/github/status/1409883156333879300