this GOP state rep in Oregon committed treason, pleaded guilty, and gets off with 18 months probation, 80 hours of community service, and just shy of $3k in fines…? LMAO https://kgw.com/article/news/crime/mike-nearman-oregon-capitol-breach-pleads-guilty/283-7b8e7a28-67ee-4562-8116-a9a168660ada
yeah i’m gonna need several cases of these, stat https://twitter.com/TexasMonthly/status/1420054899199549445
i was excited about being able to use Discord threads because of how bad the “Reply” button is, but… 😬
named threads? that show up in the Channels list on the sidebar? really just feels like ephemeral channels. i just wanted simple threads. maybe im in the minority? https://twitter.com/discord/status/1420037403452919815
extraction was a bit too fast (this morning’s was so perfect that it made me want to take a video 🙃)
still, tastes pretty okay and it’s always fun to watch!
seen this account come up a few times and i think it’s satire but the tweets that are satire at the expense of those who had a bad experience make it hard to tell https://twitter.com/StripeBrags/status/1419336326449672195
my housemate set her phone’s text message alert to a TARDIS sound effect, which, cool, but it’s ten seconds long and i don’t know how she lives with herself
if you need a performance-enhancing burrito, you need look no further than the breakfast burrito at @psandqsmarket. i eat one every weekend, resulting in a brief Total Neural Overdrive before my synapses collapse like a dying sun and all i can do is immediately go back to sleep https://twitter.com/wweek/status/1418760346110767104
RECIPE: 1 clove garlic, minced
ME: 😏 https://twitter.com/didic/status/1418955899616567306
FOOD TRUCK: we’ll call your name when your order’s ready
ME: ok thanks
CONSTRUCTION ZONE THATS TEN FEET FROM THE FOOD TRUCK: alright, everyone! time to run every tool we’ve got for the next hour! *WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
welp. days later and i still can’t transfer to my fucking bank, but they let me request a check, so…? really fucking hope they actually send it, cause i can’t see it anywhere in a list of transactions 🤷🏽♂️ https://twitter.com/davidcelis/status/1417282555687051301
“In 2017, white Eugene-based acupuncturist and business owner Karen (yes, Karen)…”
thanks anyway i think ive seen enough closes article https://twitter.com/eaterpdx/status/1418649034760282115
anybody know why, when adding a custom emoji, @SlackHQ will sometimes say “This image is a bit too big, even after resizing.” even when it’s definitely not too big? for example, this one is 125 KB and only 44x44 pixels
decided i’d finally download tiktok and every username i could think of and didn’t hate was already taken so i gave up and deleted it
tfw you’ve written such a long comment in a google doc that it just quietly, without errors, stops allowing you to type. like a gentle shush