Notes

someone on nextdoor wrote a post asking for help with identifying a mystery plant in their yard and all i could think was “probably just brassica oleracea”

Imagine being @QuillChat, the Daring Fireball sponsor that’s listed right after this post landed 🥴 https://twitter.com/daringfireball/status/1401024990317715456

this video is about my life https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1401150455871422466

ordered breakfast for pickup recently and just got an automated text saying “You’re order is ready!” ಠ_ಠ

i don’t use computers, computers use me https://twitter.com/Sosowski/status/1400721114431635460

i just found out that Burger Week is happening when i’m out of town and i don’t think i’ve ever been as depressed as i am right now

this post, as with any gruber post, reeks of self-indulgence. some serious ✊🍆 vibes https://twitter.com/daringfireball/status/1401024990317715456

i’m assuming everybody has that “homer disappears into the bushes” gif as a slack reactji, so… in your slack, what’s that emoji called?

Huh, just got my first ever NDA as part of an interview process 🤔

working on a personal project and not writing any tests feels really good #secret

looking at a Rails app i wrote early last year and discovering i implemented OAuth myself instead of using something like omniauth

LMAOOOOO i was wondering when i’d finally see this email land in my inbox

lmao Twitter’s really not making their subscription ad-free? disable ads and then we’ll talk https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2021/introducing-twitter-blue.html

this pizza looks lit. i’m serious https://twitter.com/AKBrews/status/1399502846777778177

ME: wow these interviews have all gone really well
BRAIN: nice work
ME: yeah!
BRAIN: you managed to trick them all
ME: … yeah…

love to go on a four hour bike ride while i have a migraine

hello i am an engineer with 10 years of experience who still struggles with code interviews that lean toward Impractical Puzzle

i just looked into the kitchen and saw my partner using a rice paddle to spread cream cheese on a bagel and i could feel my brain shutting down while trying to parse it

Missing from this is, of course, the positive and lasting contribution of selling software to ICE! Good job, GitHub! Love that impact. https://twitter.com/github/status/1399758644833619969

it’s not even 8am yet but it’s already in the 70s outside 😣