made my best #broccsando yet for breakfast this morning… blanched and sauteed broccolini; a carefully folded and buttery scrambled egg patty filled with cheddar and green onions; sourdough; kewpie mayo. it was perfect
putting birds on things i guess? https://twitter.com/MarkGrote/status/1365900243720544262
never considered Oyster Sauce was a “specialty item” but three grocery store visits in central portland and, even then, i could only find the fake stuff on that final, third visit. this city is so white
i guess Bush v. Gore? i was like 10 https://twitter.com/GUPolitics/status/1361665124164112389
just bought a game and Instagram immediately started aggressively advertising it to me. good job, algorithms!
this is my first time having crispy rice sushi and holy shit. might be a new obsession 😍🍣
almost every picture in this thread fills me with a deep, seething rage https://twitter.com/themiasandrist/status/1365166195960242180
ME: oh fuck oh no
DUCKS: continue to vibe https://twitter.com/kakariki_green/status/1365099419448713217
staring at a UPS “Follow My Delivery” map anxiously waiting for what will somehow be the first pair of sweatpants i’ve owned in years
seeing a lot of buzz about Dispo and not enough buzz about the gross “pranks” its creator David Dobrik pulled to help make himself famous. like, come on: https://buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/seth-david-dobrik-prank-sexual-assault
if this practice takes widespread hold in the states i will flip my shit. i will contact attorney general https://twitter.com/i/events/1364555076530958337
ok maybe The Crown is a bit too intense and fast paced to be able to watch while also idly playing Stardew Valley
february is almost over and opportunists can still easily sell PS5s on StockX for at least 85% more than retail lol https://twitter.com/BritishGQ/status/1364214925334347781
ME: oh my god my five hours of back-to-back meetings are gonna be over in three minutes. i can go outside and enjoy this sun i’ve been looking at and take a long walk.
OUTSIDE: 😬💧💦🌧
ME: well fuck my life, i guess