TURBOTAX: We found something missing from your federal return. State Tax Refund Worksheet: Item Q line 2 should be entered.
ME: i don’t know what that means. can you tell me?
TURBOTAX: it means go fuck yourself lol
woof, i forgot about that 50% price hike for JR passes back in October. i guess this’ll be my first time just buying tickets as i go 🤷
you know it’s been a long day when you almost go to bed with your contacts still in your eyeballs
welp, after almost five long years, i’m finally going back to Japan in late March! which is 🌸sakura🌸 season!! and this time i’m going with my brother!!! i’ll have two nights in Tokyo and two in Nara, then he’s meeting me for four in Osaka (after his speaking gig is done), then three more in Tokyo!
went with griddled mortadella for today’s breakfast sandwich 😗🤌
just not sure how we’ll ever surpass the fried potato. have we peaked as a species?
i don’t really care about this sport but tbh, if the chiefs win, i will fully believe that we are living in a scripted world
just learned that bus fare went up by 30 cents last month because my preloaded $2.50 transit card didn’t work. cool
ME: maybe i’ll play around with fragment caching on my website
WEBSITE: bro the worst response times you’re getting are like 120ms. chill
ME: but if i’m not spending time on unnecessary optimizations, what am i even doing with my life?
i almost exclusively make espresso these days so my pour over abilities are v rusty… but this one came out so good that i said “oh my god” out loud to myself ☕️👌👀
i finally started reading Way of Kings and it has not only a prologue, but a pre-prologue… what kind of book has a pre-prologue??? omfg
last night i had one of those dreams where all my teeth were actively falling out except this time, i was like, “oh wait, this can’t be real. this must be a dream.” but instead of me gaining control, it just kept feeling real so i got gaslit back into believing the bad dream. sigh
a dumpster has pulled up to our house, marking the auspicious beginning of the first New Roof Day. and boy oh boy is it loud! turns out that scraping the top off of a house is loud! who knew?
welp, yesterday morning i had a positive COVID test that was so faint i couldnt even see it until i took a photo to send to my family to say i was still negative 🙃 but this morning i had a clearly negative rapid test and then even a negative PCR test! what is real life