people have tried to create twitter alternatives multiple times. http://app.net ello, peach, mastodon, countless others… not enough people ever migrate for more than a few days. wish i could say this will make me quit twitter but i honestly don’t know where else i’d go https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1518367463645368320
came home to an egg bound chicken and none of us have any idea what we’re doing so that’s super cool
a man sat down near me at the bar and ordered dessert before dinner and i said “i like your style.” he looked me up and down and replied, “i like yours too! figuratively AND literally” and proceeded not to give me his number, leaving me confused and somewhat offended
i just want to be able to leave my house and not immediately have to hear people talking about clojure and complaining about function calls “with an arity of 9”. please. i am begging you all
this can’t have been an easy feature to implement. kudos to GitHub’s community/safety team! https://twitter.com/GHchangelog/status/1517234597997723651
i will simply cancel https://twitter.com/Mahogany_JNA/status/1516588099010187264
stole this idea to have a “MySpace Top 8” section that i put at the top of my Slack channel list and it’s greatly improved my quality of life
okay heres my theory on the new Batman movie:
Gotham is actually just another one of Delos’ parks, like Westworld, where people can fantasize about playing criminal in a dreary, noir setting
ten years later, and this blog post still makes it into the front page of hacker news occasionally https://davidcel.is/posts/stop-validating-email-addresses-with-regex/
so much for yesterday’s TriMet announcement 🙄 https://twitter.com/trimet/status/1516460568567242755
i fully expect her to get a supreme court nomination from the right someday https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1516217775550873601
[URGE TO CANCEL NYC TRIP INTENSIFIES] https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1516218274589118468
love it when old acquaintances reveal themselves to be science-ignoring anti-maskers 🥴
for months now, my phone has been randomly deactivating iMessage at least once a day every single day, which is causing fun bugs with Messages trying to convert iMessages to SMS texts that never get delivered even when the app says they do. neat!
