A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

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Notes

had a rare Two Cook Day today

breakfast was a soft scramble with cherry tomato, red miso, and plenty of green onion (and a lil fresno pepper hot sauce chaser cause i like my eggs rich)

dinner was an herby brothy thai red curry with silken tofu and more cherry tomatoes

my favorite thing about twitter is how the auto-playing ad videos hijack your phone’s audio and stops whatever you’re actually listening to. the best part of this is that every fourth tweet is a video ad

my beloved neighborhood market and brunch spot recently changed hands and the old owners wrote a big long instagram post about how “the new owners are excited to keep all the things you love!”

NARRATOR VOICE: the new owners were not excited to keep all the things we love

hmmm, yeah, i think this story is four points

  • 2 points to procrastinate aimlessly
  • 1 point to panic about how i still haven’t done anything
  • 1 point to do the actual work which ended up not even being very bad

i always use simple syrup at home but over the holidays when i was visiting family, they had demerara sugar cubes and i gotta say… there really is something special about using a demerara sugar cube

OREGON: Congratulations on paying off your car loan! Once you’ve received your certificate of title, you’ll need to bring it to the DMV within 30 days to complete your title transfer.
ME: cool, i’ll make an appointment. when’s your next availability?
OREGON: Late March lol

employers hate it when you stir the pot, but they don’t realize that you gotta stir the pot. shit burns if you dont stir it. i’m performing a vital service!

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