had a rare Two Cook Day today
breakfast was a soft scramble with cherry tomato, red miso, and plenty of green onion (and a lil fresno pepper hot sauce chaser cause i like my eggs rich)
dinner was an herby brothy thai red curry with silken tofu and more cherry tomatoes
working with and integrating with slack is honestly kind of a nightmare https://twitter.com/willmanduffy/status/1488630938804400130
finally got to pull out the Stardew Valley board game for our first try and it took so long to set up that we only got through Summer before we stopped
my favorite thing about twitter is how the auto-playing ad videos hijack your phone’s audio and stops whatever you’re actually listening to. the best part of this is that every fourth tweet is a video ad
my beloved neighborhood market and brunch spot recently changed hands and the old owners wrote a big long instagram post about how “the new owners are excited to keep all the things you love!”
NARRATOR VOICE: the new owners were not excited to keep all the things we love
“Kate from LOST coming out as anti-vax” wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card but maybe it should’ve been
hmmm, yeah, i think this story is four points
- 2 points to procrastinate aimlessly
- 1 point to panic about how i still haven’t done anything
- 1 point to do the actual work which ended up not even being very bad
i always use simple syrup at home but over the holidays when i was visiting family, they had demerara sugar cubes and i gotta say… there really is something special about using a demerara sugar cube
what does it say about me that i immediately assumed that the shoe was also a portable USB charging battery https://instagram.com/reel/CY7KqN2AV1P/?utm_medium=share_sheet
OREGON: Congratulations on paying off your car loan! Once you’ve received your certificate of title, you’ll need to bring it to the DMV within 30 days to complete your title transfer.
ME: cool, i’ll make an appointment. when’s your next availability?
OREGON: Late March lol
employers hate it when you stir the pot, but they don’t realize that you gotta stir the pot. shit burns if you dont stir it. i’m performing a vital service!
i’m happy about the second half because if i see any of you fuckers with a hexagonal profile pic that’s an instant unfollow https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1484230094772133891
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