there’s nothing better than when your food delivery person takes matters* into their own hands**
*your food
**into their own mouth
got sick on wednesday and still don’t feel good. gm anyway i guess 🥲
every food post on instagram is like “eat or pass???” and then shows some professionally styled and tasty looking food that shouldn’t be even remotely controversial
finally finished Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and, bro, what the fuck
CSS gives you so many ways to center a div, but i all i want are ways to center myself
been a while, but i finally revived Doughdor in anticipation of The Return of Summer Pizza Parties. he came back so quickly that i baked a bread
just wanted to let everyone know i made a real good breakfast sandwich this morning. extra sharp white cheddar, a folded egg patty, pepper bacon, grunions, and leftover salsa roja from some bbq tacos
spent all week procrastinating on a work task because it involves an extremely complex system that i’ve somehow mostly avoided and when i finally forced myself to start it this afternoon, i was done 30 minutes later 🙃
there’s a bar near me that i love but they play loud music and have bad acoustics; i finally came with my airpods and put them in transparency mode and it’s a fucking game changer
there’s just nothing quite like the thrill of SSHing directly into prod so you can manually run a DELETE command
BREAKING NEWS: Congress amends stipulations of proposed TikTok ban. TikTok may remain in US app stores if they change their algorithms to make it so we don’t have to scroll past four to six ads, sponsored/commissioned posts, or live videos for every one normal post.
i opened a GitHub issue on Brogue (a modern version of the game Rogue) and it’s the only good issue i’ve ever opened
![A GitHub issue titled "[Opinion] Eels shouldn't be able to open doors". The body reads "Eels don't have a form factor that supports opening doors when you really think about it. Unless the doors are opening on their own (magically…?) shouldn't eels get trapped behind doors?"
7 hours later, a repository collaborator named zenzombie leaves a comment: "Brogue doors are designed for inclusive monster accessibility, without regard to form factor."
Then, 13 hours after that, I leave a final comment before closing the issue: "Fair enough! Hard to be mad about the little eel holes at the bottom of all the doors when they're in the name of accessibility."](https://cdn.davidcel.is/blog/1786061925873910272.webp)
just cracked open a peach milkis and YOOO HOW DID I NEVER KNOW HOW FUCKING GOOD THESE ARE?? it’s been ages since i’ve had a calpico but i think this is even better???
i’ve become so good at my job that i now fix bugs purely by accident. maybe by next year i’ll be able to fix bugs while i’m completely unconscious