testing a bastardized chimera of a recipe for my friend’s annual squash-themed cook-off… brown butter kabocha rice krispie treats with gochujang and black sesame seeds
im eating some garlic herb fries and they taste suspiciously like weed. it would be weird for a line cook to waste perfectly good weed on some stranger, so i know i’m just being paranoid. but… am i being paranoid because… i’m high?
if you’re a ramen place and you put “tonkatsu ramen” on your menu… 🚩🚩🚩
i’m exactly two minutes into “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” and i have absolutely no idea what’s happening
all this talk about which social network has the juice. but can we at least all agree that The Great British Bake Off no longer has the juice? even with Matt Lucas gone, it’s pretty much just The Paul Hollywood Show now
TIRED: posting on X
WIRED: posting on Bluesky
INSPIRED: posting on Threads but only about Bluesky so everything the algorithm feeds you for engagement is just other posts about Bluesky
love is handing your partner a lil glass of red wine as they’re getting into the bath without them needing to say anything
i’m glad more people are leaving X/Twitter, but i’m gonna be real: it’s TOO LATE. the political project succeeded. y’all had TWO YEARS to leave Twitter but you waited until Trump got re-elected. better late than never i GUESS???
ME: i guess i’ll distract myself with some “Metaphor: ReFantazio”
METAPHOR: I am literally about various tyrants trying to rig/overthrow a process to democratically elect a new ruler in a country that is deeply divided by racism.
ME: hmmm
people who log on after elections and start suggesting west coast secession are just deeply unserious. California on its own is the fifth biggest economy in the entire WORLD. do you people honestly believe the federal government and its military apparatus would just let it secede?
huh… i don’t remember being in hell when i went to sleep last night
i made gochujang rice krispie treats for a potluck tonight, and holy shit
We’re only three days away from the election, and after very careful analysis of early voting data, I’m ready to make my prediction. Vice President Kamala Harris will win the state of Oregon
i made pumpkin snickerdoodles and topped them with a lil creme brûlée
just made a vanilla custard and now it’s time to deep fry some butter
the most unbelievable thing about “Metaphor: ReFantazio” might be only needing to use the toilet once a day