its almost thanksgiven which means its time to make the smoky jalapeño cranberry sauce that i will make every year until i die
just saw four wild turkeys crossing the road. don’t they know how unsafe it is for turkeykind to be out and about right now
BREAKING: The ICC has issued arrest warrants for all individuals who have not sent thanks after performing a Wonder Pick in Pokémon TCG Pocket
ok there’s just no way that the coin in Pokémon TCG Pocket isn’t weighted
i’ve been mostly enjoying Veilguard so far but, omg, it’s so annoying that you can’t just jump off of things without it fading to black and putting you back where you were. can i please just have a little fall damage. as a treat
my X/twitter export finished today! i’m not going to fully delete my profile, because i don’t want someone to grab my username and pretend to be me. but i did finally delete all my posts. good fucking riddance to that place.
seeing “Playing Visual Studio Code” as someone’s Discord status will never not be hilarious to me
it’s honestly so wild to me that people will stay on X or Threads instead of trying out Bluesky or Mastodon because they get more “engagement” on Threads. social media algorithms have poisoned our brains into thinking we have freedom of reach and that our dumb shitposts should be shown to EVERYONE
testing a bastardized chimera of a recipe for my friend’s annual squash-themed cook-off… brown butter kabocha rice krispie treats with gochujang and black sesame seeds
im eating some garlic herb fries and they taste suspiciously like weed. it would be weird for a line cook to waste perfectly good weed on some stranger, so i know i’m just being paranoid. but… am i being paranoid because… i’m high?
if you’re a ramen place and you put “tonkatsu ramen” on your menu… 🚩🚩🚩
i’m exactly two minutes into “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” and i have absolutely no idea what’s happening
all this talk about which social network has the juice. but can we at least all agree that The Great British Bake Off no longer has the juice? even with Matt Lucas gone, it’s pretty much just The Paul Hollywood Show now
TIRED: posting on X
WIRED: posting on Bluesky
INSPIRED: posting on Threads but only about Bluesky so everything the algorithm feeds you for engagement is just other posts about Bluesky
love is handing your partner a lil glass of red wine as they’re getting into the bath without them needing to say anything
i’m glad more people are leaving X/Twitter, but i’m gonna be real: it’s TOO LATE. the political project succeeded. y’all had TWO YEARS to leave Twitter but you waited until Trump got re-elected. better late than never i GUESS???
ME: i guess i’ll distract myself with some “Metaphor: ReFantazio”
METAPHOR: I am literally about various tyrants trying to rig/overthrow a process to democratically elect a new ruler in a country that is deeply divided by racism.
ME: hmmm