[DEATH KNELL INTENSIFIES] https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531261791522817
the feeling is not mutual. this absolutely does not excite me. what the fuck?
the @browsercompany needs to drop everything they’re doing and put this in Arc https://twitter.com/SomeHats/status/1600546366471958528
the 4K fireplace vid i put up on my TV is so realistic that my air purifiers turned on 😳
i have fucking ruined tinned fish by buying stuff by Conservas Braseadas Güeyumar. their shit is better than any other tin but they’re so expensive 😭😭😭
tried one of those anime image generators using my pfp and i am absolutely DYING
@tenderlove you probably already know this oyaji gag but i thought of you instantly when i saw it 🧍♂️ https://tiktok.com/t/ZTR4UWrVq/
accidentally sprinkled coriander all over my partner’s coffee instead of cinnamon, which would be fine if she didn’t actively dislike coriander 🙃
ME: why isn’t this button clickable when i make the page more narrow???
RANDOM Z-INDEX I FORGOT ABOUT: …
ME: …
Z-INDEX: maybe it’s DNS?
we took our thanksgiving leftovers and made this turkey ramen; rich turkey paitan broth, crispy shredded turkey, sliced mushrooms, ajitsuke tamago, green onions, nori, and sesame seeds 😍🍜
just made a cocktail for the fam with nixta corn liqueur, amaro montenegro, and lemon juice… and it tastes exactly like a tootsie roll
usually the most i’ll do with thanksgiving leftovers is make a big sandwich but this year the family is going hard and making turkey ramen????
might be the best thanksgiving spread i’ve had at a family gathering… i made the mashed potatoes with crispety cruncheties and one of the three cranberry sauces (with jalapeño and smoky mezcal)
it was a bit touch and go with the crust for a minute, but the cranberry tart ended up being both a success and a big hit!
ME: man, people in the 30s probably just didn’t see it coming. at least we can see it coming
DAD: what?
ME: World War III
DAD: please… can we talk about nice things? like the collapse of bitcoin?
flew all the way to minnesota for thanksgiving and there’s no snow in the forecast at all. extremely rude