went with griddled mortadella for today’s breakfast sandwich 😗🤌
just not sure how we’ll ever surpass the fried potato. have we peaked as a species?
i don’t really care about this sport but tbh, if the chiefs win, i will fully believe that we are living in a scripted world
just learned that bus fare went up by 30 cents last month because my preloaded $2.50 transit card didn’t work. cool
ME: maybe i’ll play around with fragment caching on my website
WEBSITE: bro the worst response times you’re getting are like 120ms. chill
ME: but if i’m not spending time on unnecessary optimizations, what am i even doing with my life?
i almost exclusively make espresso these days so my pour over abilities are v rusty… but this one came out so good that i said “oh my god” out loud to myself ☕️👌👀
i finally started reading Way of Kings and it has not only a prologue, but a pre-prologue… what kind of book has a pre-prologue??? omfg
last night i had one of those dreams where all my teeth were actively falling out except this time, i was like, “oh wait, this can’t be real. this must be a dream.” but instead of me gaining control, it just kept feeling real so i got gaslit back into believing the bad dream. sigh
a dumpster has pulled up to our house, marking the auspicious beginning of the first New Roof Day. and boy oh boy is it loud! turns out that scraping the top off of a house is loud! who knew?
welp, yesterday morning i had a positive COVID test that was so faint i couldnt even see it until i took a photo to send to my family to say i was still negative 🙃 but this morning i had a clearly negative rapid test and then even a negative PCR test! what is real life
after four years of avoiding COVID in our household, my partner had a faint positive test this morning 😭 she’s isolating in our basement, i tested negative, and i’m taking all the precautions i can (opened a bunch of windows for a while, running air purifiers now, etc) really hoping the faint test meant her viral load has been low enough that i can keep avoiding it myself. my anxiety is SPIKING tho
ordered some dope looking tex mex brisket enchiladas and chips/guac/salsa for delivery and all i got was the chips 😭😭😭
i don’t disagree with you, necessarily… i do disagree with you unnecessarily
a movie i wanted to watch is a roku channel exclusive. roku channel. who’s out here subscribing to ROKU CHANNEL??? this post-cable future has jumped the shark. i’m not going to subscribe to a dozen streaming services that all charge $15+ for their ad free tiers! i’ve finally been broken. i’m cancelling every streaming service i subscribe to and getting back into torrenting. fuck this. most of the shit on streaming services is garbage now anyway and i just scroll endlessly and get bored
RECIPE: In a small bowl, combine garam masala, turmeric, curry powder, kashmiri chili, and salt; mix to combine.
ME: ok this is for the marinade, so… just add the yogurt, toss in the tofu… done! next?
RECIPE: In a separate larger bowl, combine yogurt and half of spice mixture.
ME: … well, fuck.