A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

A cowboy coder.

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last night i had one of those dreams where all my teeth were actively falling out except this time, i was like, “oh wait, this can’t be real. this must be a dream.” but instead of me gaining control, it just kept feeling real so i got gaslit back into believing the bad dream. sigh

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a dumpster has pulled up to our house, marking the auspicious beginning of the first New Roof Day. and boy oh boy is it loud! turns out that scraping the top off of a house is loud! who knew?

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welp, yesterday morning i had a positive COVID test that was so faint i couldnt even see it until i took a photo to send to my family to say i was still negative 🙃 but this morning i had a clearly negative rapid test and then even a negative PCR test! what is real life

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after four years of avoiding COVID in our household, my partner had a faint positive test this morning 😭 she’s isolating in our basement, i tested negative, and i’m taking all the precautions i can (opened a bunch of windows for a while, running air purifiers now, etc) really hoping the faint test meant her viral load has been low enough that i can keep avoiding it myself. my anxiety is SPIKING tho

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a movie i wanted to watch is a roku channel exclusive. roku channel. who’s out here subscribing to ROKU CHANNEL??? this post-cable future has jumped the shark. i’m not going to subscribe to a dozen streaming services that all charge $15+ for their ad free tiers! i’ve finally been broken. i’m cancelling every streaming service i subscribe to and getting back into torrenting. fuck this. most of the shit on streaming services is garbage now anyway and i just scroll endlessly and get bored

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RECIPE: In a small bowl, combine garam masala, turmeric, curry powder, kashmiri chili, and salt; mix to combine.
ME: ok this is for the marinade, so… just add the yogurt, toss in the tofu… done! next?
RECIPE: In a separate larger bowl, combine yogurt and half of spice mixture.
ME: … well, fuck.

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today has definitely been one of those “discovering new things in the codebase and audibly yelling ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ over and over and over” kinds of days

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ME WHEN FRIENDS POST: delightful. i love reading about all of your days and feeling like a small part of them.

ME WHEN I POST: this is the most embarrassing thing i have ever done. why did i post. i should have stayed in bed.

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got sick for the first time since the pandemic hit and i would just like to express renewed appreciation for masking because i used to get sick 1-2 times every year and being sick is the worst. thankfully i’ve been testing negative so i feel pretty sure that it’s just a cold 😮‍💨

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i go back to work tomorrow after just over two weeks off and i’m beyond excited to show y’all what i’ve been working on during my staycation!

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