A photo of me wearing a blue blazer and pocket square while on a horse, looking quite dapper.

David Celis

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people who log on after elections and start suggesting west coast secession are just deeply unserious. California on its own is the fifth biggest economy in the entire WORLD. do you people honestly believe the federal government and its military apparatus would just let it secede?

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We’re only three days away from the election, and after very careful analysis of early voting data, I’m ready to make my prediction. Vice President Kamala Harris will win the state of Oregon

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one of my favorite thing about the Great British Bake-Off continues to be the illustrations because the actual bakes basically never look as good. i love imagining their artists being shown the footage and then told to “draw that but better”

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i’ve had the same ringtone for like ten years, but the other day i changed it to the Family Mart jingle and then i changed my text tone to one of the JR Osaka Loop notification chimes and now i am measureably happier

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the thing where you have can have two switches controlling the same light is diabolical. why would you do that shit. i don’t care about saving myself from walking a few extra feet. i want Switch Down to mean Light Off. PERIOD

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