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that final episode of the Bear had me fully believing it was gonna become a crime drama next season

our collective memory span amazes me sometimes. like do y’all really not remember when Mike Monteiro called out Sticker Mule’s CEO/Co-founder as a huge Trump supporter/donor in October 2016 and it lead to him deleting his twitter account? of course not

coffee for my lactose intolerant girly ☺️

kinda tempted to add a LinkedIn API client to my website so i can send all of my shitposts over there automatically too

why are people still debating the gender neutrality of “dude” in the year of our lord 2024? if someone doesn’t want you to call them “dude”, just don’t; if they don’t care, go for it. this shit isn’t complicated

i hit a big milestone today: 3 years at FireHydrant, my longest stint in tech! i’ve had the privilege of working at some very cool companies, but something always gives. bad managers, uncaring leadership, burnout… this industry can really suck. but here, for now, i’m still happy and motivated 😌

ok so i bought a bag of muddy bites and i’ve only had them once before this, but i would swear the last bag had more chocolate in each tiny cone. like they were almost full, and in this bag, they’re only half full. am i paranoid

🎶 i’m B-L-O-C-K-E-D, please look at my cooode for meeee 🎵

feels like we’ve been in this heat wave for forever, but it’s finally the last day of it 😭🙏

sure would be nice if Fastly posted any kind of status page update about this Newark outage. it’s been 40 minutes lol